On my work travels I have ended up checked into the Mottram Hall hotel. First impressions, I shouldn't be here. It is the complete opposite of me, fancy, extremely expensive and a large obsession of golf. Maserati's, Mercedes and Bentley,s everywhere as I rock up in a VW Polo from Europcar singing along to Katy Perry.
So what is a man I my position to do? Exactly drive to the nearest Weatherspoons and have a beer and a burger until all the footballers go to bed!
